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		<title>Toilet bowl enlightenment</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely have to blog this little enlightenment tweeting going on at twitter.
I chanced upon a conversation that the 2 brothers doing my office renovation were having.
Bro 1: I going toilet.
Bro 2: Let&#8217;s go together.
Bro 1: (Looks quizzically) I&#8217;m going to wash my hands
Bro 2: Let&#8217;s go together!
Thought it was pretty funny, so I tweeted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I absolutely have to blog this little enlightenment tweeting going on at twitter.</p>
<p>I chanced upon a conversation that the 2 brothers doing my office renovation were having.</p>
<p>Bro 1: I going toilet.<br />
Bro 2: Let&#8217;s go together.<br />
Bro 1: (Looks quizzically) I&#8217;m going to wash my hands<br />
Bro 2: Let&#8217;s go together!</p>
<p>Thought it was pretty funny, so I tweeted that short post on twitter.</p>
<p>Vicki then showed me a picture of two toilet bowls and I mentioned that I can much less pee, if there&#8217;s someone looking at me.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="2 Bowls" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/19418870.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&amp;Expires=1248763733&amp;Signature=QCA9zlluoVcQ%2FmzCmRITeJF0atA%3D" alt="" width="300" height="400" /><br />
The funny thing that happened, the conversation escalated into ctham sharing about one guy who was pooping half way and then 3 girls walked in while he was doing his deed.</p>
<p>Then we touched upon the topic of butt enlightenment.</p>
<p>Some quotable quotes.</p>
<blockquote><p>@thimerosa: My butt recognises my regular toilet bowl</p>
<p>@ctham: Your butt has gained sentience?</p>
<p>@thimerosa: <span><span>My butt is awakened and on its way to enlightenment. But total acceptance of all bowls, will take some time&#8230;.</span></span></p>
<p>@vickilew: Your butt is self-aware</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s quite interesting, the kind of things we exchange on twitter. Perhaps that&#8217;s how it makes it so addictive. More quotes to come! (Maybe, they will turn up on tee shirts. Haha)</p>
<p><em>Edited:</em></p>
<p><em>Well, right after I posted this toilet entry, a little interesting google ad appeared under&#8230;.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.dionischiua.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/toiletad2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-109" title="toiletad2" src="http://www.dionischiua.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/toiletad2.jpg" alt="toiletad2" width="400" height="400" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">*End of Entry*</p>
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